Bad experiences with online dating


08-Jul-2017 07:53

Anyway, if you're easy-going and at least 86% awesome, feel free to drop me a line sometime! I'm attracted to people who set big goals and put all their effort into pursuing them. I can't stand their smell and don't want to be around smoke all the time. :( Me You: An undeniably awesome couple with amazing chemistry. Example 4: Goofy and Sarcastic I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed...

Example 2: Genuine and Modest Hey there, my name's Dave. Even if your life's dream is to become the world's greatest thumb-wrestler, I totally dig it. (well, only if my mom isn't at home.) During the day, I can be found sitting in an office cubicle, feverishing tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Crush.

Example 6: Funny Introduction A friend told me that online dating sites are frequented by some very strange people, so I figured I should filter out a few folks by asking some serious questions.

Please answer carefully: 1) Are you a fan of Nickelback?

Example 1: Light-Hearted and Silly I may not be a supermodel, but at least I smell nice... When I'm not busy saving the world or just ‘being awesome', I spend my time working as a bartender and part-time chef.

Cooking is one of my greatest passions in life and I dream of one day starting my own restaurant.

If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry!

Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, let me introduce myself...

Imagine the luxury of going grocery shopping at 10 AM on a Wednesday morning: fully stocked shelves, no lines... :) I am very close to my family and I make sure to spend at least one day a week doing something fun with my siblings. Ok, maybe not, but I'm sure he'd love the flavor of my home-made gnocci. I hope to one day go vacationing on Mars as I've heard the mountains are glorious. Full of random (and oftentimes useless) information. After the show, I'll whisk you away to a private beach resort in St.

Apparently, you can meet some pretty cool people online (who would've thunk?! So without further ado, here are a few tidbits about myself...

I spend my days working as a Social Media director at a nationwide travel agency.

Ultimately, I'd like to be known for serving the most delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on this side of the Mississippi... On my days off, you'll either find me playing hockey or belting out show-tunes with my 6-month-old nephew Jason.

He says we should take our act on the road, but I think he needs to brush up on his harmonies first.I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time.



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