Moms rules for dating
2-9 23 Dec 03 The Story of Anne Frank and Skeevy 38. 2-15 24 Feb 04 Opposites Attract: Night of the Locust 44. Pets don’t talk back, steal your i Pad or complain that ‘Bingo’s Mom lets him do whatever he wants’ while slamming shut their doggy door.So you keep taking pictures of your adorable labro-cock-doddle-hoo with some monogrammed iced collar. Single mothers are bona fide idiots and here is why you should never even consider dating one: First, this is a woman who clearly doesn’t give a shit about her child’s well-being and future prospects.
But once you have a child, you cannot take it back. Third, single mothers profoundly misunderstand men. There are few men who are overjoyed to spend their blood, sweat and tears on some other guy’s genetic offspring. A woman who cares so little about her children, her own prospects, and her future husband is NOT going to make a great wife. Oh, and in return, you have to make HER the center of your life. When you meet a divorced single mother, immediately start looking for the flaw. Something that drove another man to pledge his undying love to her, to have and to hold, from this day forth, and then sometime later decide “fuck this shit. Be very cautious around a woman who takes none of the blame for her failed marriage.
But I can’t strap my kids to a run in the backyard and leave them a dish of water and food for the day.
I can’t feed my children the same thing for every meal of every day without a pint-sized mutiny.
If you ever find yourself referring to a woman whose husband died on a battlefield as a single mother, you should immediately pour Tabasco sauce into your eyes, because you deserve to weep all the tears I’m certain she has.
Having a child out of wedlock is pretty much the number one thing you can do to fuck up your life. Never, ever assume a divorced woman is some innocent blushing maid cruelly abused by some terrible man. What kind of insecurities plague a woman who thinks getting married to a drug addict is good idea?I even sent videos of them being furry and adorable to my husband while he was out of town. The minute you used those words you surrendered your ‘Totally Sane And Not A Crazy Cat Lady’ card to claim maternity status of an animal. I can see how the jump is quickly made when you are elevating your pet to human status, using all your maternal instincts to nurture them and spending all your time and money to give them the best.